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« on: January 02, 2007, 12:12:30 AM »

A Florida couple, both well into their 70s, go to a
sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can
I do for you?"
 
The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?"
 
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed
that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual
advice that he agrees.
 
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's
absolutely 
nothing wrong with the way you  have  intercourse" He
thanks them for
coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50
and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks
the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist
is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several
weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has 
   intercourse
with no problems, pays the doctor, then  leave.
 
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this

routine, the
doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just
what are you trying to find out?"
 
The old man says, "We're not trying to find out
anything. She's married and we can't go to her
house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The
Holiday Inn charges $98.  The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50,and I get $43 back from
Medicare."
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« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2007, 09:45:40 PM »

LOL!!!!! With age comes wisdom!
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