Love Poems

[WOODARD]

WOMENS Love Poem


Before I lay me down to  sleep,

I pray for a man,  who's not a creep.

One who's  handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen  long.

One who thinks before  he speaks.

One who'll call,  not wait for weeks.

I pray  he's gainfully employed.

When I spend  cash, won't be  annoyed.

Pulls out my chair  and opens my door.

Massages  my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my  mind.

Knows what to answer  to "how big is my behind?"

I  pray that this man will love me to no  end,

And always be my very  best friend.




MAN'S LOVE  POEM



I  pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac  with

huge boobs  who owns a bar on a golf  course

and loves to  send me fishing and hunting.  This

doesn't  rhyme, and I don't give a shit

[HARDCORE]

Funny!