Funny...... or scary..

[Bad Bob]

And we pay for this stuff?
 
 Water Vs Wine
 
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
 
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
 
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
 
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
 
Remember:
 
Water = Poop,
 
Wine = Health
 
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
 


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

 

[p.s.]

Judging by this bit of "verbal/electronic poop" I think you've been hittin' the water WAY to hard!!

[Jack Tragic]

Actually this is very true. If one were to look at a drop of tap water (or bottled) under a good microscope, I am sure that they would never want to drink it again (at least not before boiling it for 5 minutes!). On the other hand, distilled water is good to go....or distilled booze, wine etc. A couple of ounces of alchohol a day (esp. red wine) is proven to be beneficial to ones health. After all, how do you think the French remain so healthy while eating their "high-fat" diets. ie; Coco-Van, crepes, chocolate covered custard-filled eclairs (i am getting SOOOO hungry)  but I've been preaching this for years now...about the booze, that is *hic...

[dancerqueen]

I love it.....that does HC, I'm becoming an alcoholic!