WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN

[HARDCORE]

WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
 
1. YOU CAN ENJOY A BEER ALL MONTH LONG.

2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT.

3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER.

4. YOUR BEER WILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOU IN THE CAR WHILE YOU PLAY FOOTBALL.

5. WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT, YOU TOSS IT OUT.

6. BEER IS NEVER LATE.

7. HANGOVERS GO AWAY.

8. A BEER DOESN'T GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU GRAB ANOTHER BEER.

9. BEER LABELS COME OUT WITHOUT A FIGHT.

10. WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR YOU KNOW YOU CAN ALWAYS PICKUP A BEER.

11. BEER NEVER HAS A HEADACHE.

12. AFTER YOU'VE HAD A BEER, THE BOTTLE IS STILL WORTH 10 CENTS.

13. A BEER WON'T GET UPSET IF YOU COME HOME AND HAVE ANOTHER BEER.

14. IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT, YOU'LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD.

15. YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN ONE BEER IN A NIGHT AND NOT FEEL GUILTY.

16. YOU CAN SHARE A BEER WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

17. YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOU'RE THE FIRST TO POP A BEER.

18. A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY.

19. BEER IS ALWAYS SET.

20. BEER DOESN'T DEMAND EQUALITY.

21. YOU CAN HAVE A BEER IN PUBLIC.

22. A BEER DOESN'T CARE WHEN YOU COME HOME.

23. A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER.

24. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASH A BEER BEFORE IT TASTES GOOD.

25. IF YOU CHANGE BEERS YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ALIMONY.
 

[Bad Bob]

All good.... HOWEVER!
Head on a beer isn't as good......................... ...........