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« on: July 02, 2007, 12:10:27 AM »

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I have
 a
22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of
 that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never
 
misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella
instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a
 beaver. He
raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell
 dead.
What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly."

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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2007, 02:53:13 AM »

LOL! I remember this type of joke. I actually had to picture it in my mind before I could even be blessed enough to understand it...funny stuff!
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2007, 08:12:32 AM »

Hehehe I liked this one...
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2007, 12:02:20 PM »

 Grin This one definitely qualifies for an award!
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