MASTERCARD wedding...(You gotta love this guy, read to the end!!)
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it on
his Tonight Show. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding at the reception the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for
coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's family and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give every one a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair,
including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his
gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 full color glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here folks!" He had the marriage annulled
first thing the next morning. While most people would have canceled the
wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes
through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge ... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, completely trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
the size of church bells and thinks like 007!!!
So, do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.............$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion.....................
........$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui (paid for by the Bride's Grandparents) .$8,500.
The look on everyone' s face when they see the 8x10 full color glossy of the bride
humping the Best Man .......Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD
